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Your nose wiggles when you talk.
You are scared of Ferris Wheels.
You drink pickle juice.
You think about everything all the time.
You smell good after you wash your face with Dove soap.
You make everyone around you smile.
You don't remember any of your elementary school teachers.
You understand what a Perkins loan is.
You sit in the sink to do your make up.
You can say "fresh young chicken" with out laughing.
You thought that one guy was retarded.
You are really good at Dutch Blitz.
You let me pop your toes.
You like movies that make you love me.
You sing "Jubilee, jubilee; Jesus is my jubilee" cute.
You hyperventilated after mowing for 10 minutes.
You watch me land airplanes on Flight Simulator.
You wash clothes in my sink.
You think that all dogs are boys and all cats are girls.
You don't like curry.
You taught me to say "yellow blue bus."
You tell people I am a genius.
You like it when we're driving in the rain and we go under a bridge.
You know you're special because your dad told you.
You make really good sweet tea.
You can stare at the wall for a really long time.
You make lists.
You wanted to be a grocery store clerk when you grew up.
You drove a dump truck before you had a driver's licence.
You eat tuna gravy on toast.
You worry you will take your wedding ring off and throw it in a lake.
You don't have any pinky toenails.
You like to sneeze.
You tried to lose your voice by loudly counting pennies with April.
You think every drink tastes better in a Styrofoam cup.
You want me to make up answers to questions I don't know.
You had a cat that drooled and slept on your head.
You like it when I pick you up by your bottom.
You don't like it when I talk or blow air into your ear.
You love going to and hosting garage sales.
You have (nearly) perfect teeth.
You like the music to "Man from Snowy River."
You moan when you're asleep.
You are the most important girl in my life.
You like big poofy dresses.
You are a leader.
You don't like it when I drive over that one spot on the BA Expressway.
You have a chemical imbalance
You used to be a cheerleader in elementary school.
You dressed up like Bathsheba for the AWANA carnival.
You like strong hugs.
You used to not believe in germs.
You can do a triplet.
You like to freeze Dr Pepper in a bottle.
You don't like onions that go crunch.
You have matching eyes an hair.
You like to stick your cold feet under my legs.
You are allergic to every kind of earring.
You convinced Jonah to give Jesus his diapers.
You leave the milk in your cereal bowl.
You had me push you up the Grand Canyon.
You are really good at scrapbooking.
You suck on your tongue at night.
You have shiny skin.
You like IHOP.
You get in funks.
You ran for vice president in high school.
You had me perform surgery on you for a date.
You like Nathaniel the Grublet.
You make drippy down doughnuts.
You say "program"wrong.
You decided your woobie needed a face so you drew one on.
You still use a woobie.
You are going to change the world.
You video taped yourself rapping as Abraham Lincoln.
You take good naps.
You can operate a sewing machine.
Your heart beats in your stomach.
You bought a couch for 15 dollars.
You thought that a driveway decoration looked like Tick-Tock.
You won the Tireless Teacher Award.
You are my only one.
You dropped your green beans down the floor vent.
Your are the best mom ever (except my mom if she's reading this)
Your tooth hurts when you run.
You put peanut butter in your Malt-o-meal.
You don't like busy things.
You give me the red Starbursts.
You laugh at my jokes.
You laugh at your jokes.
You cry to police officers.
You know who Boba Fett is.
You love your wedding ring.
You passed on your sleepy cheek rubbing to Hannah.
You let me get a dog.
You keep our house going.
You are beautiful.
You love the Lord.
You love our kids.
You love me.

Christmas 2009

Joey surprised Kelly and wrote 100 MORE things about Kelly.

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You won’t drink milk.

You have missions.

You keep your shoes on all day.

You first remember my bad teeth.

You remember our friend’s kids’ names.

You have shiny skin.

You like to do the dishes.

You won’t stop until you change the world.

You can blog at the drop of a hat.

You won’t let me sleep on your side of the bed.

You don’t like it if I get in bed before you.

You relax when I turn off my white noise machine.

You don’t like it when I make wind.

You have ceiling fan-sensitive eyes, even when they’re closed.

You think I have a funny-shaped head.

You have one crooked tooth.

You let me perform surgery on you twice.

You wear aprons.

You are surprised by fake car accidents.

You like rotisserie chickens.

You are a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

You love Wednesdays.

You keep track of our money.

You won't eat shrimp but you like calamari.

You don't know about me.

You are curious about smoking.

You are getting better at Bejeweled.

You always say "aww" when you open Christmas cards, graduation or wedding announcements, even if you don't know the people.

You do our laundry.

You keep a prize box for the kids.

You hate organ music.

You spend 5 loud minutes every night getting your ice ready.

You like the music on Barbie movies.

You know that if I ask you who's singing a song, it's usually Billy Joel.

You take one hour to do your hair.

You have to face the exit in a restaurant.

You look forward to me being old.

You wanted some pot for Christmas.

You laugh at your own jokes.

You genuinely listen to others.

You lovingly and intentionally train up our kids.

You like scarfs.

You like for me to park your car in the middle of the garage.

You don't like throwing up.

You make up your own words to songs.

You can stay in key better than I can.

You say "uber" often.

You didn't think you were cool enough for an iPhone.

You love small powdered doughnuts.

You don't mind a road trip now and then.

You like to sneeze.

You have a very specific way of placing a new trash bag in the trash can.

You can't walk by the bed without getting in it.

You hate the smell of syrup on a plate after the pancakes are gone.

You get excited about what excites the kids.

You have a crush on Zack Effron.

You are training Hannah to sit in the sink to get ready.

You make our bed every day.

You let me get the mail.

You sometimes tell me you've just taken a Tylenol PM.

You order yourself a happy meal.

You like it when I get up before you.

You eat cream cheese.

You like it when I replace the toilet paper.

You don't let me fold towels or t-shirts without supervision.

You always say "love you...love you too" at the end of a phone call to your parents, even if it's been two minutes since your last conversation.

You burn things.

You like to tell me that "this is what I have to put up with during the day".

You sew patches on all our tears.

You like strong hugs.

You sometimes get a woof of me.

You like driving by our old houses.

You remembering our history makes you love me.

You worry that people in passing airplanes or space stations might see you through our bathroom skylight.

You like for me to mow the back yard first.

You tell me that you appreciate me keeping the yard looking good.

You watch Family Guy with me.

You cut my hair after the fifth request.

You always look hot.

You can put your hawk in the sky.

You are one of the two M_ Moms in Touch.

You called the city on our neighbors.

You are especially attractive when you're busy.

You and your mom and siblings could all share one box of macaroni and cheese and still have seconds.

You and Hannah can make the same faces.

You and Jonah have the same face.

You come up with great advent ideas.

You like Riesling.

You don't floss.

You have to have a face towel.

You get sinus headaches in your neck.

You have a heartbeat in your stomach.

You check (and respond to) our email.

You always gag yourself when using your tongue scraper.

You enjoy being with my family.

You are always right.

You give me pity.

You have issues.

You thought that man was retarded.

You are still, and will forever be, my only one.